Cousin Allison was noshing fast food while idly flipping through the Book of Olde Time. Most of it was quite boring, all 'And The Great Whosit Banished The Terrible Zodin To The Lands Of No-One Cares' and so on. She'd just gotten to the bit about the Matriarchy and was beginning to get some devilish ideas.
She was very much surprised that Granduncle Muldwych had just let her take the book.
What had he said? “Well it's all going to wind up in here anyways, so I'll be buggered if I have to be responsible for the damned things!”
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